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The Frog Story

Post by sonic »

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."



Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he
knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.



The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant
tab! out an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.


Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.



She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)







(its a real treat)







(a masterpiece)







(wait for it)









The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
Rolling Stone."



(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)



Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
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Post by xploitation »

great one mate!! :lol: :lol:
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Post by CvPiper »

:lol: PMSL
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very good mate :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by LWR GERRY »

Idid ,I did, that made me chuckle :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ticketyboo2002 »

That's a cracker :D
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:D :D
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Post by baskie »

pfffft thaT was pooo
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Post by sonic »

baskie wrote:pfffft thaT was pooo
dont lie - you started singin didnt you :lol:
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Post by Gingey »

sonic_gsxr wrote:
baskie wrote:pfffft thaT was pooo
dont lie - you started singin didnt you :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Tom L »

boooooo


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Post by gareth »

good effort :lol:
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Post by AndyCBR »

Nice one.. :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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hee hee :roll:
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