CLEVER GIRL???

devilride · Post by **devilride** » Mar 10th, '06, 13:04

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "mummy, mummy" she yelled "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to 4 but i counted to 10"
"very good" said her mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"yes its because you're blonde"
the next day the girl came home from school yelling "mummy, mummy, we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids could only say it to D, but i said it to G"
"very good" said her mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"yes its because you're blonde"
the next day the girl came skipping home from school yelling "mummy, mummy, we were in gym class today and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but i have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a gorgeous pair of 36C's
"very good" said her embarrassed mother
"is it because i'm blonde mummy?"
"no, its because you're 25"

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Mar 10th, '06, 13:05

nice joke and true...

rossi25 · Post by **rossi25** » Mar 10th, '06, 13:19

LMOA!!!

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Mar 10th, '06, 14:03

very good ;)

Maver-Nick · Post by **Maver-Nick** » Mar 10th, '06, 16:50

Not heard thay one before...Superb...

Mervin · Post by **Mervin** » Mar 10th, '06, 19:19

Beats the aeroplane blonde one
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blonde hair black box

Gingey · Post by **Gingey** » Mar 10th, '06, 22:24

sonic_gsxr wrote:nice joke and true...

Isnt it just

sprocket · Post by **sprocket** » Mar 10th, '06, 22:26

SWEEEEEEEEET Thats a good one

MRX Steve · Post by **MRX Steve** » Mar 12th, '06, 11:18

havnt heard that one before

jim1979 · Post by **jim1979** » Mar 12th, '06, 11:22

Excellent