Aussie Logic...

Funky · Post by **Funky** » Nov 7th, '05, 21:00

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on

>>the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards,

>>she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She

>>yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce

>>came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor"

>>she said. "Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck

>>fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They

>>came back and they both tried to pull her up.

>>"No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said

>>"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?

>>"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles

>>under

>>her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba

>>"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play

>>with

>>her tits."

>>"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"

>>"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can

>>slide

>>her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Nov 7th, '05, 21:38

1blue · Post by **1blue** » Nov 7th, '05, 21:54

baskie · Post by **baskie** » Nov 8th, '05, 00:17

lol, good old ausies

jim · Post by **jim** » Nov 8th, '05, 08:13

orko · Post by **orko** » Nov 8th, '05, 10:26

pmsl

A_T · Post by **A_T** » Nov 8th, '05, 11:26

lol

fairweather-ned · Post by **fairweather-ned** » Nov 8th, '05, 11:41

a funny twist to a Jethro joke!