Today's paper - speedy's accident

chris_1127 · Post by **chris_1127** » May 9th, '07, 11:09

someone sent me this scan from the local paper from barnstaple this morning -

apparently the third column goes on to say "Police spokesman Ivor Nipplehead commented "whilst we generally don't encourage the public to put themselves in any danger, it is clearly Mr J***s' corageous actions that helped us to apprehend this dangerous criminal". Ivor added "we would also ask the public to be on the lookout for a set of dentures that were lost by Mr J*** in the impact, and have not been seen since".

Funky · Post by **Funky** » May 9th, '07, 11:24

Haha that is brilliant!

jim1979 · Post by **jim1979** » May 9th, '07, 11:30

Thats Cracking

Jak · Post by **Jak** » May 9th, '07, 16:21

Brilliant

fjrnobby · Post by **fjrnobby** » May 9th, '07, 16:54

Excellent

busababe · Post by **busababe** » May 9th, '07, 18:16

NDJH eat your heart out for missing that scoop

Post by **TLS-Moose** » May 9th, '07, 20:23

Nice one Chris ..... It's just like they were there

Jay · Post by **Jay** » May 9th, '07, 20:26

PMSL

age · Post by **age** » May 9th, '07, 20:54

Class !!!!!!!!!!

Banditdave · Post by **Banditdave** » May 9th, '07, 21:01

Brilliant

speedy(delboy) · Post by **speedy(delboy)** » May 9th, '07, 21:16

SARAH SAY'S YOUR A DEAD MAN YA FAT HIPPY

svr-ash · Post by **svr-ash** » May 9th, '07, 21:18

Best in a long time

Maver-Nick · Post by **Maver-Nick** » May 9th, '07, 22:04

Now that's Bleeding Funny... Nice one Chris...

cbrchell · Post by **cbrchell** » May 10th, '07, 12:46

That is SO funny!
Good one! ;)

ParanoidChickens · Post by **ParanoidChickens** » May 10th, '07, 14:49

fantastic!!!!

bkb