Today's paper - speedy's accident
Posted: May 9th, '07, 11:09
someone sent me this scan from the local paper from barnstaple this morning -

apparently the third column goes on to say "Police spokesman Ivor Nipplehead commented "whilst we generally don't encourage the public to put themselves in any danger, it is clearly Mr J***s' corageous actions that helped us to apprehend this dangerous criminal". Ivor added "we would also ask the public to be on the lookout for a set of dentures that were lost by Mr J*** in the impact, and have not been seen since".

apparently the third column goes on to say "Police spokesman Ivor Nipplehead commented "whilst we generally don't encourage the public to put themselves in any danger, it is clearly Mr J***s' corageous actions that helped us to apprehend this dangerous criminal". Ivor added "we would also ask the public to be on the lookout for a set of dentures that were lost by Mr J*** in the impact, and have not been seen since".