The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
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The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
As we all know, certain religions get away with bending the law on account of their beliefs and religious requirements.
As a point of interest, what are going to be our beliefs/requirements when we fill out the cenus declaring our religion ???
1. you have to have small number plates and be loud
2. I can roundhouse kick you in the face. twice.
3. pulling away from the lights has to be done fast. Applauded if against a chavvy car.
As a point of interest, what are going to be our beliefs/requirements when we fill out the cenus declaring our religion ???
1. you have to have small number plates and be loud
2. I can roundhouse kick you in the face. twice.
3. pulling away from the lights has to be done fast. Applauded if against a chavvy car.
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Re: The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
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Re: The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
I'm in But as long as we don't have to ware anthing but leater. And in Funkys case a strap on
Re: The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
As with christianity, sunday is our holy day, sundays mornings we worship at the church of asphalt and between april-october we hear our preachers commentate on the racing...

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Re: The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
never thought i would be the relisious type... but your swaying me, sign me up boy!
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Re: The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
don't forget to put down your requirements. Not just that you will join
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Re: The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
lol like it, sign me up lol
4. My throttle wrist is double jointed, s what you gonna do about it.
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Sign me up
5. that odd noise will not be ignored, but instead investigated then blessed by either yourself or your local chaplain ( mechanic!).
6. All services will be accompanied by loud music, any music as long as its LOUD!
7. No bikers shall be discriminated against, all pregnant goldfishies in metal boxes will be positively discriminated against
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5. that odd noise will not be ignored, but instead investigated then blessed by either yourself or your local chaplain ( mechanic!).
6. All services will be accompanied by loud music, any music as long as its LOUD!
7. No bikers shall be discriminated against, all pregnant goldfishies in metal boxes will be positively discriminated against
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Re: The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
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Re: The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
there shall be a new place of worship constructed in the south west this should take the form of an international standard race circuit 
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Re: The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
hahahah sign me up! i'll put some up later!
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Re: The chuck norris church of motorcyclism
billinom8s wrote:don't forget to put down your requirements. Not just that you will join
SORRY!!
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