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As we all know, certain religions get away with bending the law on account of their beliefs and religious requirements.

As a point of interest, what are going to be our beliefs/requirements when we fill out the cenus declaring our religion ???

1. you have to have small number plates and be loud
2. I can roundhouse kick you in the face. twice.
3. pulling away from the lights has to be done fast. Applauded if against a chavvy car.

sign me up

I'm in But as long as we don't have to ware anthing but leater. And in Funkys case a strap on

As with christianity, sunday is our holy day, sundays mornings we worship at the church of asphalt and between april-october we hear our preachers commentate on the racing...

never thought i would be the relisious type... but your swaying me, sign me up boy!

don't forget to put down your requirements. Not just that you will join

lol like it, sign me up lol

4. My throttle wrist is double jointed, s what you gonna do about it.

Sign me up

5. that odd noise will not be ignored, but instead investigated then blessed by either yourself or your local chaplain ( mechanic!).
6. All services will be accompanied by loud music, any music as long as its LOUD!
7. No bikers shall be discriminated against, all pregnant goldfishies in metal boxes will be positively discriminated against !

4 wheels shall be banded for all commuters, unless: you need to carry anything more than a packet of fags, the roads are a little greasy, you can smell moisture in the air, you can feel a slight chill, you've got back ache, ear ache, tummy ache, a runny nose, it's SWB Harvester pub night, your misses tells you you're not aloud to take the bike out, did I miss anything?

there shall be a new place of worship constructed in the south west this should take the form of an international standard race circuit

hahahah sign me up! i'll put some up later!

billinom8s wrote:don't forget to put down your requirements. Not just that you will join

SORRY!!

riding along on your backwheel is our way of prayer.