X rated Nigella
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X rated Nigella
#152 Straights are for fast bikes. Corners are for fast riders
Re: X rated Nigella
Christ! Nearly spat me brew at the screen! I like Nigella.... dirty dirty girl ;)
Re: X rated Nigella
Very clever!
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Re: X rated Nigella
Yes, “Dr” Gillian McKeith (who isn’t a doctor at all and had to stop using that name on all her products) spends her time sifting through people’s pooh, telling them that they need to eat seeds and salads and cut out cream and chocolate.
She looks like a shrivelled hag and much older than her 51 years.
Nigella Lawson, on the other hand, is a culinary creatress who uses cream and chocolate in her recipes and revels in her curvy figure. She is hot as hell,
So, give me chocolate and cream and curves any day, thank you very much! I’d rather have that and look like I actually enjoy life (and actually enjoying it!), and not look like I’m sucking lemons and be “healthy”!
Which would you prefer?
Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles,
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