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Have you noticed that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac ?
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wow!
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Ah but you may or may not be in either lane depending on whether there's a speed cam observing you...
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Kata wrote: ↑Oct 31st, '19, 08:02Ah but you may or may not be in either lane depending on whether there's a speed cam observing you...
You must be the Cata in the box then !!! :-B :-B
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Kata wrote: ↑Oct 31st, '19, 08:02 Ah but you may or may not be in either lane depending on whether there's a speed cam observing you...
That's ok, just don't get caught interfering with yourself.
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MellowYellow wrote: ↑Oct 31st, '19, 09:59
Kata wrote: ↑Oct 31st, '19, 08:02Ah but you may or may not be in either lane depending on whether there's a speed cam observing you...
You must be the Cata in the box then !!! :-B :-B
Nope, he's the cata that was let out the bag :)): .
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat
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Looks like a flux capacitor to me

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