Love your woman.....

[Funky]

Three men were sitting together bragging how they had given their
new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Albania. He bragged that he had told his wife she was to do all the washing up, laundry, dusting and cleaning the house. He said that this would take a couple of days. On the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away. The laundry too had been done.

The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, washing
up and the cooking. He told them that the first day he did not see any
results, but the next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Britain. He boasted that he told his wife that her duties were to keep the house clean, the dishes washed,the lawn mowed, the laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said on the first day he did not see anything, the second day he still did not see anything, but the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.

[Mark-Blade]

The "little lady" especialy liked this one......