F**k the poooooooooooolice!

Leroy · Post by **Leroy** » Feb 20th, '06, 10:02

v.cool

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Feb 20th, '06, 12:06

speedy(delboy) wrote:Or we could just all buy one of these

a nice look ...

Stinky · Post by **Stinky** » Feb 20th, '06, 13:17

, but then again, is that making us look like pigs or them?

Maver-Nick · Post by **Maver-Nick** » Feb 20th, '06, 15:18

sonic_gsxr wrote: i nearly had
"stick it on my tab pig!"

on my number plate - but it takes away ANY chance of getting away with it and there is usually some chance of just a warning or minimum fine.

if they saw that you'd get the book chucked at ya!!! be very funny to see their face though...

Very true...I was getting away with a warning for small plate until they saw...

'If you can read this...It must be parked'

That done it...£30 in the pig Xmas party fund...

.

Jak · Post by **Jak** » Feb 20th, '06, 16:23

When I found the TRX on it's side in a car park (no note left & no witnesses) ... I reported it to the local police just in case anyone saw anything. All I got in return was a producer!!!! I was already furious, I couldn't believe they made my day even worse than it was!

AndyCBR · Post by **AndyCBR** » Feb 20th, '06, 18:02

Driving down A38 this morning..cruising beyond 3 figures when a car in the middle lane starts indicating. I maintain course & speed.. the tw*t starts to pull out into the outside lane..

Pass the fcuk*r (two of us in outside lane) & carry on. matey in car flashes lights, waves arms & follows me off the A38.

I park up (away from my work) & matey parks across my bonnet

So I go over to him and he says..

"Do you know who I am"

... I nearly fell about laughing

I shake my head (in disbelief) and start to walk away (old bloke in late fifties, couldn't bring myself to tw*t him)...

"I'm a Police driving Instructor"..

So I go back over to him & say "Mirror...Signal...Manoeuvre & then only if safe to do so" (I will admit I was about 1/2 inch from his face at this point) and then walked away.

Mr police instructor then stated ..."we have ways of dealing with people like you" before getting back into his car & driving off..

So Sonic looks like I could be joining you on that most wanted list..

p.s. I will admit in the past, whenever I've dealt with the traffic police they have been pretty good...so maybe this one was having a bad day

sonic · Post by **sonic** » Feb 20th, '06, 18:50

AndyCBR wrote:Driving down A38 this morning..cruising beyond 3 figures when a car in the middle lane starts indicating. I maintain course & speed.. the tw*t starts to pull out into the outside lane..

Pass the fcuk*r (two of us in outside lane) & carry on. matey in car flashes lights, waves arms & follows me off the A38.

I park up (away from my work) & matey parks across my bonnet

So I go over to him and he says..

"Do you know who I am" ... I nearly fell about laughing

I shake my head (in disbelief) and start to walk away (old bloke in late fifties, couldn't bring myself to tw*t him)...

"I'm a Police driving Instructor"..

So I go back over to him & say "Mirror...Signal...Manoeuvre & then only if safe to do so" (I will admit I was about 1/2 inch from his face at this point) and then walked away.

Mr police instructor then stated ..."we have ways of dealing with people like you" before getting back into his car & driving off..

So Sonic looks like I could be joining you on that most wanted list..

p.s. I will admit in the past, whenever I've dealt with the traffic police they have been pretty good...so maybe this one was having a bad day

sweet - i say bring it on!!!

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Feb 20th, '06, 19:14

SRAD-nick wrote:
sonic_gsxr wrote: i nearly had
"stick it on my tab pig!"

on my number plate - but it takes away ANY chance of getting away with it and there is usually some chance of just a warning or minimum fine.

if they saw that you'd get the book chucked at ya!!! be very funny to see their face though...
Very true...I was getting away with a warning for small plate until they saw...

'If you can read this...It must be parked'

That done it...£30 in the pig Xmas party fund...

.

Dont bother, I had one say "Rides better than your misses........officer" only got the book thrown at me, plate conviscated, fine and some fine for offending a Police man.

My mates dad is a Police man, and I may of had a screen name which may of called the police something, and he cautioned me under the same act as I got done for......

Blimey · Post by **Blimey** » Feb 20th, '06, 21:08

Don't you all think that maybe we are all getting a bit paranoid.

I spend my life on the road as a delivery driver as does Andycbr as a driving instructor. And i do witness alot of stupid driving and RIDING but i don't witness over bugging police untill that is i read a MCN and thats it i'm off in one thinking the world is out to get me and police truly hate bikers.

Don't you think we may all bring this on ourselves being over paronoid.

I know some of you have your reasons as i do with some things the police have done towards me but if i went round with this constant fear that they were out for me then i would notice alot more of them and would be paronoid and you know what i mean yeah

jason · Post by **jason** » Feb 20th, '06, 22:12

I look at it as them and us.

which is why I pour scorn on thinly veiled PR excercises like Bikesafe.

but that said if they just do there job and punish me for what they can catch me for I have no problem with it. Everyone has to earn a living somehow (personally id rather clean shit of elton johns flower pot for cash but each to their own)